Thursday, June 5, 2008

Cards, anyone?

We just couldn't resist sharing with you these so-called instructions for the card game, Go:
The goal of the game is:
1) With the own pieces area to encircle and with it possession to take. Each intersection within the wall which is made by own piece counts score of the settlement.
2) Through encirclement the pieces of adversary caught to take. A piece is encircled, when it or the concatenation pf pieces of the same color has no rectilineal combination for an unoccupied intersection. Each one which is caught counts acore of the settlement.
Also, found on a toy manufactured in China:
Give attention to open/close toys,therefore take place peril.for instance slipup batteries wield result in the emission of heat rupture liquid.vent itself prythee pay attention.
Does anyone care to take a stab at deciphering? We believe that this is just another case in point that writing instructions should be left to the experts.

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